Class Oral Exam in Batangas

Minsan kahit na sa mga paaralan ay may mga mumunting joke din kaming nalalaman. May mga bidang bata kaming paboritong gamitin ang mga pangalan. At sa Batangas si Rudeh ang laging bida... kasama si Vicente. Minsan nagbigay ng biglaang pagsusulit na pasalita ang kanilang maestra. Si Rudeh na palaging tutulog tulog sa classroom ay syempre pa.... hindi handa. At aminin na natin na hindi masaya ang buong klase kung walang isang tangang kagaya ni Rudeh.

Eto na yung joke.

Maestra: Vicente... 1 + 3?

Vicente: Ay kakadali naman ho niyan, Mam eh....4 po.

Maestra: Oh ikaw Rudeh. 3+ 1?

Rudeh: Ayan na! Ayan na! Langya naman mam...
pag mahirap akin...! ah ah, ay baken ga gay on!!!
FAVORITISM eh....!

Even in our classroom, we have also small jokes that we know and usually we used to portray. We have our favorite names that we always used to make this jokes. In Batangas the name Rudeh is always the main character together with the name Vicente. So one time their teacher give them a surprise oratorical exam in mathematics. Rudeh who used to asleep during the class... of course... are not ready. But whether we like it or not, we need to admit that a class without an idiot like Rudeh is so boring.

Here is the joke.

Teacher: Vicente 1+3?
Vicente:  Whew, ma'am, chicken feed... so easy. Its 4.
Teacher: Oh Rudeh... your turn.... 3+1?
Rudeh:   Here we are, here we are.....that so unfair ma'am!!! If it is hard question, you always asking it to me... Isn't it a favoritism ma'am?