Batangueño Joke

Well actually we just call it Batangas Joke but it's not really a joke rather this is the real life of a pure Batangeño. The way we speak and the way we deliver it make sense to other that it is a joke because when other Tagalog speaker hear our words they just can't hold their laugh. And even us, Batangeños, can't stop smiling when we hear this familiar words today.
So here are some Batangeño Jokes which is the main character is Mamay Itong and the boy named Rudeh.
Batanguenia Sleeping Beauty
Magkano Ang Pamasahe 
Airplane Crash in Batangas  
Gun Fight In Lipa Batangas
Batangas Car Accident
Class Oral Exam in Batangas
Airplane Accident in Batangas
Bubukol
Busina
Dambanang Dalanginan
Para sa mga Batangueño
Only Batangueño Can Understand This
The Best Dog It's More Fun In Batangas
Gulay na Nakakaiyak Only in Batangas 
Mamay Itong Buying Don Pilas Onli in Batangas
Wag Mong Ibahin Ang Usapan
Ang Manunubok
Nung Ako'y Bata Pa
Drugs (Ala ay Masama Ya-an)
Sabong Ala Eh
Nagkataon Lamang
Batangueñong Sigurista (Ang Mapagmahal na Asawa)
Magpapakamatay
Moral Lesson
Turol ang Buntot
Ang Imbestigasyon

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